sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

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surrounding-my-surroundings:

GUYS LOOK AT JOSH’S JACKET

55 notes #no yeah i know i cry about this a lot #twenty one pilots #oh dear #josh dun
#frozen #disney
Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys
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Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent (Acoustic)

#good god that picture is grand #AM
5,421 notes #Me when talking about my future
#flowers

I’m gonna go for a bike ride, hopefully someone hits me with their car

1 note #self
beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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#the pretty reckless
daisaei:

indie fetish? come fap to my blog

that is truly the most horrific self-promotion caption I have ever read

daisaei:

indie fetish? come fap to my blog

that is truly the most horrific self-promotion caption I have ever read

#I'm sorry but wtf
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1,281 notes #twenty one pilots

foureyedpileofshit:

i’ve lost all ability to differentiate between bill murray and tom hanks so my opinions of them grow together like “oh i wanna watch a bill murray film now i finally watched castaway and i really liked it” and “i used to not think much of tom hanks but after i watched ghostbusters that last time i realised how great he is”

this is me when it comes to Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon. they’re both mediocre late night talk show hosts but I know there’s one I don’t like and one I prefer bUT I CANNOT TELL THEM APART AT ALL

like??? it might help if they didn’t have the same first name but still ???

4 notes #and yeah i get bill murray and tom hanks confused sometimes too #i once said Bill Murray was great in Forrest Gump! #...wrong actor